Adventurer Blunders

Recorded here are the moments our adventurers would most like to forget, but players will want to remember always.

Book One Chapter One

 * Dorian 'The Dashing' displays an incredible fascination with the stale urine caked on the floor of his jail cell. The upbeat bard seemed intent on making a good first impression with the other inmates, when he seems to believe that by scraping the stale urine off the floor and throwing it he can get the attention of the guards. Unsure why the half-elf would want to bring the guards in as they planned their escape, the rest of the party ignores him. When he decides to eat the soggy, old bread that was thrown into each cell (despite that they were all slated for execution shortly, and not yet starving to death) looks of disgust and concern are exchanged.
 * Solragar's immense strength almost ended in bloodshed, as -- in his attempt to create a distant distraction and escape the detection of patrolling guards -- he winds up and releases a rock with full strength. Unfortunately, the dragonborn's grip slipped and the rock slammed into the side of the building a mere 10 feet from the party's location.
 * Solragar, ever eager to prove that strength certainly isn't everything, launches a grappling hook up to the top of the city wall. Straight up. The grappling hook came crashing down, onto the face of our expectant barbarian.
 * Ammanas' frail frame makes climbing ropes a struggle, and his first few attempts to reach the top of the city wall fail miserably. The rope burn does nothing to hamper his willpower which (with the significant help of his hulking Goliath and Dragonborn acquaintances) gave him the strength he needed to persevere.

Book One Chapter Two

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Book One Chapter Three

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Book One Chapter Four

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